Say Cheesy?

We’ve all heard ’em. Those cheesy, cliché pickup lines that were probably created by little boys in the third grade. Here’s a list of the top 10 worst lines we’ve heard:

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ‘Cause baby you’re an angel.”
“Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!”
“You have beautiful eyes. Can I have your number?”
“If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.”
“Excuse me. I lost my number — can I have yours?”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
“Do you have a map? ‘Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn, girl, you’re hot!”
“Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.”

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