If you were elected President, what would be the first thing you would do in the Oval Office?

“I would hop on MySpace and Facebook and change my status to, ‘I’m in the Oval Office, bitches.'”

Khaliah Jack, Freshman Communications major

“I would snoop around and go through drawers, then I’d moon Washington, D.C.”

Jaunell Silvera, Sophomore Advertising/Marketing major

“Get on the red phone and declare the war over, and then I’d take a nap.”

Elisia Hampton, Junior Criminal Justice major

What do you think the political party animals should be, other than the Donkey (Democrat) and the Elephant (Republican)?

“The Democrats should be a horse because they’re more gentle and high spirited and the Republicans should be a pig because they’re snobby and greedy.”Philicia Douglas, FreshmanCommunications major

“The Republicans should be an Eagle and the Democrats should be a tiny, green, peaceful bird that is namesless because they just found it.”Daniel Rojas, Sophomore Chemistry/Pre-med major

“The Democrats should be a Labrador Retriever because they’re loyal and all -American.”

Erica Mooney, Senior English major