It’s hard to remember what each week was like living without “Housewives.” The only way to get through it was to watch reruns like some kind of junkie. But they’re finally back – for a few more weeks, at least.
Last week there was another teenage affair, and this week Bree poisoned someone again. Haven’t we heard this plot-line before?
Meanwhile, a new, scarier side of Tom emerges after his wife’s ex-fling opens a pizza business right down the street. Tom turns into a rage-aholic and resorts to vandalism – maybe even some arson.
But while Tom is discovering his criminal ways, Orson is regretting his. In true soap opera fashion, Orson begins sleep walking – naked – and spewing out all of his secrets in front of Julie Mayer. Bad news travels fast in the ‘burbs.
Desperate Housewives airs on ABC Sunday nights at 9 p.m.
