This had to be a scavenger hunt. Nothing else explains why these things were stolen!5-02-2005-8:30 a.m.-College of Education Burglary / Criminal MischiefA concrete cutting saw was taken from a shed in the gated construction site5-2-2005-10:56 a.m.-Physical Science Burglary / Theft An equipment box containing components for a protein analyzer was reported stolen.

Hope she didn’t see a finger in her chili5-2-2005-1:16-p.m.-MacArthur CampusMedical An employee declined medical attention after she fainted in the Dining Hall.

This guy is such a cheeseball. Not only is he shooting a pellet gun, but then he runs off. 5-2-2005-5:12 p.m.-Parking Lot 5Suspicious Occurrences A man observed shooting a pellet gun in the direction of the preserve departed campus before Police arrived on scene.

I hope she wasn’t surprised by this. I mean c’mon lady, did you think someone wouldn’t take something? Don’t you read this blotter?!5-3-2005-10:21a.m.-Student Health Services Theft A patient reported that cash was missing from her purse left unattended on a chair in the lobby.

Props for using roofing tar-that’s risky.5-6-2005-12:41 p.m.-Social Science Criminal Mischief Graffiti, Possibly written with roofing tar, was discovered by an officer.