Gotta love a suspicious bicycle guy04-13-2005-5:20 p.m.-MacArthur Campus / Student ServicesSuspicious Person An employee reported that a suspicious looking male entered the building briefly, then exited the area on a bicycle. He was gone upon Officer’s arrival.
I hope this guy becomes a taxi cab driver himself and this happens-that’d be karma04-15-2005-5:58 p.m.-AlgonquinTheft An unknown suspect took a taxi from Broward County to the Boca Raton Campus and fled without paying the fare.
“For a good time call…”-written on the mirror04-15-2005-6:03 p.m.-University Center Criminal Mischief Some unknown person(s) wrote graffiti on the mirror and wall in the first floor restroom.
“Hey! That food is for FAU students only!!”04-16-2005-6:17 a.m.-MacArthur Campus Theft Chartwells reported that residents were providing food to a non-student visitor.
In the fire extinguisher’s defense, it was just really excited for reasons you don’t want to know04-18-2005-1:32 a.m. -Heritage Park Towers – North Criminal Mischief An officer found and impounded a discharged fire extinguisher.
This is pure talent. One is a just a silly practical joke. Two isn’t bad, and three definitely means you have some skill-but nine?! Damn, that’s got to be a record…and completely pointless.04-18-2005-7:24 a.m.-Lot 1 Criminal Mischief Some unknown person(s) pushed over nine port-a-lets and damaged some concrete pour stop strips at the School of Nursing construction site.
Whoever did this needs to return it-I mean c’mon, a friggin’ mouse? How pathetic are you that you can’t spend the money to get a mouse on your own? Is this some kind of burglary training program you’re involved in?04-18-2005-12:54 p.m.-T-10 Small Business Development Burglary / Theft A staff member reported the theft of a computer mouse.
Are we shocked at the date? And whoever you are, you’re lucky you didn’t get a Darwin Award for this one-I think you celebrated a little too much chief04-20-2005-4:09 a.m.-IRT Lobby Area Medical Fire-Rescue responded to a medical call after a student vomited after excessive use of alcohol and marijuana. Further treatment was refused and a Student Referral was issued.
Violations are like Lay’s Potato Chips to you huh? Can’t get just one, could ya?04-20-2005-9:37 p.m.-Arts & Letters / Theater Theft, Alcohol, Traffic A student was arrested for theft, traffic, and alcohol violations.
Our very own Associate Editor Jake Smith reported this one. Jake was quoted as saying, “This proves that the system works.”04-21-2005-10:25a.m.-Administration BuildingSuspicious Occurrence An employee reported witnessing a golf cart operated in a reckless manner.
