Um…we’d like our cart back. Thank you.1/26/2005 – 4:13 p.m. – University Center TheftStudent Government reported the theft of the University Press golf cart. The campus was searched with negative results.

I’m beginning to see a pattern…someone doesn’t know how to drive1/24/2005 – 10:49 a.m. – Lot 6 Hit and RunPolice investigated a hit and run accident in Lot 6.

1/24/2005 – 10:08 a.m. – T10 Safe Communities Bldg Hit and RunPolice investigated a delayed report of a hit and run accident.

1/25/2005 – 3:40 p.m. – Lot 60 Hit and RunPolice investigated a hit and run accident in the parking lot of the Student Apartments.

This would not have happened if she had a PC because only Apples are worth taking…1/24/2005 – 8:16 p.m. – Student Apartments Bldg 60 Burglary/TheftA resident reported that some unknown person(s) entered her unlocked apartment and stole an Apple Macintosh laptop computer.

“Dear Owner, I hit your car and, thankfully, you were not around to see it. That being so, I sped off as quickly as possible and left you with no information of mine so that you can call your insurance company to fix it and watch as your rates skyrocket. Sincerely, The Guy Who Got Away.”1/27/2005 – 9:58:00 a.m. – Parking Lot 4 Hit & Run Police are investigating a hit and run property damage crash. A note was left on the victim’s vehicle.

And somewhere a stoner cries…1/25/2005 – 2:35 p.m. -Oxley Center Found PropertyAn employee found a plastic bag containing marijuana on a stairway. The marijuana was secured in an evidence locker at the Police Department.

“It’s oregano I swear!”1/26/2005 – 7:41 p.m. – IRT East NarcoticsA student was arrested for possession of marijuana. She was processed at the Police Department and issued a notice to appear in court. A Student Referral was also completed.

“Dude open the window!””No way man, the RA won’t smell it, don’t worry!”1/27/2005 – 11:25 p.m. – Student Apartments NarcoticsResident and non-resident students received referrals for possession of marijuana following a report by an RA and Police investigation of a strong marijuana odor emanating from a room.