What a lazy human being.1/28/2005-2:45 p.m.-Lot 19 Illegal Handicap Parking A driver was issued a parking citation for the fraudulent use of a disabled persons’ parking permit. The permit was seized by Police and placed into property to either be retrieved by its owner or returned to the DHSMV.
“Someone stole my homework! I’m serious, I have the police report to prove it!”1/28/2005-4:51 p.m.-IRT East Burglary/Theft A student reported the theft of a textbook from the common area of his room.
Okay, what the hell was going on at HPT that night?!1/30/2005-3:37 a.m.-Heritage Park Towers SouthBattery Two subjects involved in an alcohol related physical altercation completed non-prosecution affidavits. A resident was issued a Student Referral for his involvement in the altercation. A campus visitor was removed from the Boca Raton Campus. An additional student received a referral for allowing the visitor to possess his FAU Owl Card to access the building.
So does this student get deported now or what?1/31/2005-2:20 a.m. -Boca Raton Campus Civil Assist A student filed a delayed report of a lost Green Card.
Today, let us reflect on those cars that have been hurt…1/31/2005-3:41 p.m. -Lot 9 Criminal Mischief Some unknown person vandalized a parked and unattended vehicle. The vehicle sustained three deep scratches consistent with the use of a key or similar metal object.
Use your head man-you don’t lock it, you leave it outside…this isn’t Pleasantville1/31/2005-10:15 p.m. -Student Apartments Bldg 58 Theft A student reported that his unlocked and unattended bicycle was stolen from outside his residence door.
I can’t figure out what’s better-the fact that a wallet that was missing for 11 years was found, or that it was returned to the owner!2/1/2005-3:08 p.m. -Fleming Hall Found Property A contractor removing asbestos from the building found a wallet that was reported stolen in 1994. The wallet and contents were returned to the owner.
You know, if this happened 11 years ago, your wallet would have been found2/1/2005-3:29 p.m. -IRT West Theft A visitor reported the theft of her wallet from the common area of her friend’s room. There was no sign of forced entry.
“Ok sir, please step out of the car and walk in a straight line from here to here….sir, sir where are you going?”2/4/2005-11:38 p.m. -Lot 5 Alcohol Violation/Trespass Police detected the odor of alcohol emanating from the driver of a suspicious vehicle. Roadside sobriety tasks and a breath analyzer test were administered. The driver registered a breath alcohol content sufficient to have his driver’s license suspended. He was also issued a trespass warning.
Wasn’t this something you did in high school?2/6/2005-8:49 p.m. – UC Criminal Mischief Two holes were placed in the drywall of a men’s restroom by some unknown person(s).
