Kevin – Yo momma’s got so many veins in her legs it looks like a map of Iowa.
Lauren – Yo mamma’s so fat she spits butter.
Tricia – Yo momma’s an astronaut.
Terry – Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got a peg-leg with a kickstand!”
Diego – Yo momma’s butt is so big, it looks like two pigs fighting over milk duds.”
