Listings for Jan. 15

Get Out of Your Room…

Mad for Artie Lange 

He was a cast member of the popular comedy show “MADtv,” he’s hilarious and he’s coming to FAU on Jan. 16. Extreme laughter can cause you to have difficulty catching your breath and make your face turn red. Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back … Just kidding! For info and tickets, visit www.fauevents.com. 

Latinos Unidos 

Hola, como estás? Are you a Latino or Latina looking to make connections within the Latino community? Then join FAU’s Association of Latin American Students (ALAS). Meetings are Mondays at 3 p.m. For meeting locations and general club info, contact Mariangie Karen Castro at [email protected]. 

Checkmate! 

Whether you’re a beginner who just learned that “checkmate” isn’t Australian lingo or whether you want to put your chess skills to the test, the Boca Raton Chess Club offers the ultimate workout for your brain. Unleash your brain’s lethal weaponry on the intellectual battlefield of the chess board on Fridays at 6:45 pm in the Student Union. For more info, call (561) 883-2917. 
 

Get Off Campus… 

Don’t Forget Your Socks 

Get ready to have fun at Cosmic Bowling Nights on Saturdays at SpareZ Tamarac (formerly Don Carter Tamarac). Try to knock as many pins as possible without overstepping the line.  Just make sure your fingers don’t fit too snuggly in the ball, or you might knock yourself out! For more info, call (954) 722-2700. 

Study hard, party hard

Are you ready for a much-deserved break on Saturdays? Come to Murphy’s Downtown Saloon in Boca starting at 9 p.m. $15 gets you all the Heineken you can drink! Party the night away while listening to music from DNA. Cover is $5. Remember to drink responsibly! For more info, call (561) 447-6617. 

Boogie on Down 

Tuesday dinners with the sunset as your backdrop can restore your mojo. Plan for a dinner at the Pavillion Grille in Boca Raton between 5 and 6:30; then enjoy a performance by the Sensations Motown Revue from 7:30 -11:30 p.m. For more info, call (561) 912-0000. 

Get A Gig… 
 

Work in Seafood Retail at Whole Foods

Looking for a part-time job and don’t mind working with fish? Apply to be in seafood retail at the Whole Foods located at the University Commons in Boca and work in a “green” environment. Showing your positive qualities and dependability could result in promotions! For more info or to apply, visit http://jobs11-wholefoods.icims.com/jobs/33571/job.

“Ooo! Me! I wanna play!”

Flash back to the time when you were a kid in a toy store: didn’t you wish you lived there? Well, now you can work there! Toys R Us is looking to hire new personnel for positions ranging from management to customer service. Live the ultimate childhood dream and get paid for it! To apply, visit www2.toysrus.com/careers/. 
 

Get Free Money… 

Academic Money Lifeline for All 

To receive the Unmet Need Scholarship, it doesn’t matter what you’re majoring in. As long as you have a minimum GPA of 2.5 and demonstrate a financial need, you may be eligible to receive a maximum of $3,800! For more info, visit www.salliemaefund.org or call (507) 931-1682. 

Random Listing of the Week… 

Over-the-Top Brothers 

Come watch the infamous Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey at the American Airlines Arena in Miami through Jan. 16. The circus show “Over the Top” is sure to please your inner kid! For more info, call (786) 777-1000. For tickets, visit www.ticketmaster.com.