In this heated election season, the press will do just about anything to up the ante of the fierce competition.

Comparing war records, debates, issues, personalities, height, and tone of their voices, Kerry and Bush have even brought their wives into the mix to get involved in this political debacle.

What I would like to see is their offspring go at it as well. That’s right, the Bush girls versus the Kerry girls in an all-out battle royale to see which daughters are better suited to reside in the White House.

We’re all familiar with those spicy little Bush twins, Jenna, the hot blonde, and Barbara, the other one. Born on November 25, 1981, the adorable “First Twins” know how to party. Jenna graduated from the University of Texas. Barbara (named after the former first lady) graduated from her father and grandfather’s Alma Mater, Yale.

These apples did not fall far from the family tree.

Much like their father, the Bush girls know how to get down and have a good time. So much so, in fact, that they got themselves into a little trouble back in their college days.

Back in April 2001, Jenna was charged with possession of alcohol in Austin, Texas. Again, in May of that year, she was charged with using a fake I.D. in Texas along with her sister.

That’s so hot.

However, there is a larger issue at hand. The fact that these two girls are hot is irrelevant. They are the daughters of the President of the United States of America and should behave as such.

To us, using a fake I.D. is no big deal. In fact, it’s almost normal. But for these girls, that sort of behavior is unacceptable. Hey girls, if you needed booze that badly, I’d have been happy to pick you up a little something.

Now that the 22-year-old twins are both of legal age, their outlaw drinking days are behind them.

Hopefully, so is their stay in the White House. Nothing personal, girls, but your dad’s got to go.

Plus, after their little infractions with the law, they must have gone into hiding or something. Secret service was all over them, keeping them in line and out of sight. They may be the hottest first twins ever, but it’s not even like they were visible for the past four years. It might be time to hand over the crown.

It’s time to meet the Kerry girls. Alexandra, 30, is an aspiring actress/filmmaker. Vanessa, 27, is currently enrolled at Harvard Medical School. Sugar and spice, the Kerry daughters sound like a refreshing breath of fresh air for America.

You got the older, hot, creative daughter, Alexandra, who graduated from the American Film Institute. She even wore a nipple-revealing dress to help her father’s cause a few months ago. She knows the importance of being hot, and more importantly, flaunting it.

Then we’ve got Vanessa. A med student at Harvard, clearly she got the brains in the family. She’s the pretty, quiet daughter who gets good grades and makes her parents proud. Probably “daddy’s little girl,” she’s the yin to Alexandra’s yang.

These girls are a little bit older, more experienced, and not under the constant scrutiny of the nation and the secret service. They’re old enough to lead lives of their own.

Unlike the Bush twins, who are young and hot, the Kerry girls have developed a sense of independence BEFORE approaching the spotlight.

And now that the contenders have been introduced, it’s time to let the games begin! Each candidate has two daughters, so right there you have two on two, which gives you a lot of options. Nothing dirty like pudding wrestling. I just want to see these four rich and pampered hot girls sweat.

So, the girls could duke it out in beach volleyball, for starters, and as we learned over the summer, women’s beach volleyball is hot.

You’ve got two’s for basketball, which would be pretty awesome.

Anything pitting these rich girls against each other in a heated, physical competition would be great.

They’re only going to be rivals for a little while longer, until the election. And then one set of daughters will be going home with their runner-up father. So let’s get some real action out of this insane election season while we still can.