Where do you go if it’s a beautiful day and you feel like getting naked in public and not getting arrested? Where do you go if you just feel like “letting it all hang out”, if you will, in front of strangers? So you want to get rid of those pesky tan lines . . .
Lets face it, we members of the proletariat who’s daddy doesn’t own a big house with a private yard have more limited options. But there is hope! Haulover beach in North Miami.
Depending on how fast you drive, it’s about 45 min. south of the Boca campus. Take the exit past Ives Dairy Rd., go east to A1A, and continue south. The parking lot will be on your right – bring a few bucks for parking.
Once on the beach, you can strip down to your sandals. Find a nice place to set yourself up. I recommend going right, unless you like a different flavor. I’ll warn you, though, my friend Tony didn’t watch where he was going, and now he’s going by Anton and listening to showtunes.
There are plenty of unattractive old people there, but if you want to see hot young naked people, rent porn. Have fun, and remember the sunscreen -there are certain parts that sting a bit when burned.
